sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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