just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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