How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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