that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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