Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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