to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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