he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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