So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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