How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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