grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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