i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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