I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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