I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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