i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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