I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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