You're so nebulous sometimes
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
