Betty ford says i'm here all night
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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