Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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