So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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