If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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