Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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