I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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