return my video game
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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