white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He shit in the fireplace
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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