I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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