New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
