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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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