Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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