omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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