I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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