you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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