you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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