all she had left on were here heels. phone five
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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