You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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