I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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