I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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