I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
