yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
No subtext here. People are naked.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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