big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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