the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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