Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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