Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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