Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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