Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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