Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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