We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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