Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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