i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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