If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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