I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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