After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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