Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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