Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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