he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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